It is possible to make money over the internet: just ask Google!

The White Male has been away from his post for a while, having ideas about what to post but not the dedicated time to make them presentable.

So for your entertainment in the mean while, here is the transcript of a chat between a customer trying not to sign up for a Google "internet money-making package" that is guaranteed to make money for Google over the internet. The following conversation ensued when he pushed the 'back' button to see what kind of monetary arrangement he had just started to agree to, and was told to "stand by to chat with a live agent:"

[dialog box opens]

Jenny Says: Hey wait! We hate to see you go. So we would like to sweeten the deal! If you signup for the Google Automated Income Kit, we will reduce the shipping price to only $0.99 (Normally $1.97). A 50% savings!

Jenny Says: Please type 'HI' or 'HELLO' in the space below to let me know you are there...

Jenny Says: This is a limited time offer available through this chat only. CLICK HERE to get back to the signup page with the cost of shipping reduced.

Jenny Says: Just let me know you are there...

Jenny Says: Whenever you are ready, just type 'HI' or 'HELLO' and we can get started...

Jenny Says: This will only take a few moments.

You: bye

Jenny Says: Remember, this 50% OFF on your SHIPPING offer is only available through this chat and for a limited time. What do you say; would you like to take advantage of this last-minute offer? :-)

You: no

Jenny Says: OK, Thank you for your time. To end the CHAT simply CLICK on the "X" in upper right.

You: ok

Jenny Says: Okay great. CLICK HERE and fill out the page in order to take advantage of this great offer.

You: no

Jenny Says: This 50% OFF on your SHIPPING offer is only available through this chat and for a limited time. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this deal.

You: are you really alive, Jenny?

Jenny Says: I'm a live virtual agent.

You: What a joke!

Jenny Says: Don't you want your own Automated Google money-making machine, ready to launch and 100% Google compatible? This is proven to make you money, don't let this opportunity pass you by.

You: not!

Jenny Says: Giving you HALF OFF on SHIPPING for your entire order is just our way of thanking you for shopping with us!

You: What other kind of tricks can you do, Jen?

Jenny Says: Can I provide you a link back to the order page with the cost of shipping reduced?

You: You tell me.

[the line goes dead]